twinkie490: okay i have a joke!
twinkie490: so there's this piece of toast
pintsizelion33: uh huh
twinkie490: and it says hey to the toaster
twinkie490: what does the toaster say back
pintsizelion33: whats cooking?
pintsizelion33: i dunno
pintsizelion33: what?
twinkie490: you ruin everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pintsizelion33: hahahahahaha
pintsizelion33: im good at guessing today
twinkie490: ok ok i got another one
pintsizelion33: hahahaa
pintsizelion33: alright
twinkie490: so there's this piece of bacon right and it says hey to the pan
twinkie490: what does the pan say back?
pintsizelion33: hahahahahahahaha
pintsizelion33: whats shakin bacon?
pintsizelion33: no idea
pintsizelion33: what?
twinkie490: I HATE YOU!
twinkie490: NO
twinkie490: DONT TALK TO ME
pintsizelion33: hahahahahahahahahahahaha
twinkie490: WE ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS
pintsizelion33: we were friends?
twinkie490: .....no
pintsizelion33: hahahaha
pintsizelion33: you need less predictable jokes
pintsizelion33: but they were still funny
twinkie490: well the first one i was gunna make up some random thing like "hey how ya doin?" but yours seemed better. but i ACTUALLY made up the second one
pintsizelion33: hahahahahahah
pintsizelion33: you made those up?
pintsizelion33: good job
pintsizelion33: points for creativity
twinkie490: YES
twinkie490: how many?
pintsizelion33: oh
pintsizelion33: uh 5 for the first one and 20 for the second one
twinkie490: :-):-):-):-)
twinkie490: that's 25
twinkie490: 30 will get our friendship back
twinkie490: oh oh i got another one!
twinkie490: what did the coke say to the pepsi?
pintsizelion33: hahahahahaha
twinkie490: no that's wrong
twinkie490: WRONG JANE
pintsizelion33: hahahahaha
pintsizelion33: ok
pintsizelion33: what?
pintsizelion33: that wasnt my guess
pintsizelion33: but tell me the answer
twinkie490: HAHA I'M BETTER THAN YOU!
twinkie490: :-)
pintsizelion33: hahahahaha
pintsizelion33: 10 more points
pintsizelion33: if it was a coke can and a pepsi can, then he could've said 'whats popping?'
pintsizelion33: hahahaha
pintsizelion33: im really bad at this
twinkie490: UGH!
twinkie490: YOU'RE JUST BETTER AT EVERYTHING!
twinkie490: >:o
twinkie490: i quit
twinkie490: i hate life
twinkie490: i'm gunna go jump off of a.. a... BIRD
pintsizelion33: hahahahahaha
pintsizelion33: a bird?
pintsizelion33: now would this bird be in flight?
twinkie490: .... no
twinkie490: it'd be a flamingo
twinkie490: it can't fly
twinkie490: DUH
pintsizelion33: hahahahahaha
pintsizelion33: ok
pintsizelion33: so would the point of this be to publicly embarras yourself at the zoo, in front of countless young kids and their parents?
twinkie490: no... i'd do it in the WILD
twinkie490: DUH
twinkie490: gosh jane
pintsizelion33: uh huh
pintsizelion33: sorry
pintsizelion33: clearly you can plan jumping off a bird better than me
pintsizelion33: so im not better at everything
twinkie490: except jokes! WHICH IS MY SPECIALTY!
pintsizelion33: it is?
twinkie490: YE
twinkie490: S
pintsizelion33: well you can have it
pintsizelion33: i dont want it
twinkie490: no
twinkie490: i don't want it back
pintsizelion33: hahahaha
pintsizelion33: fine
pintsizelion33: whats ur new speciality
twinkie490: umm
twinkie490: gatorade
pintsizelion33: making it? or drinking it? or selling it?
twinkie490: all of the above
pintsizelion33: hmmm well i dont think you can have drinking it
pintsizelion33: but im happy to give you selling and making
twinkie490: why can'ti have drinking?!??!!
pintsizelion33: cuz i rule at drinking everything
twinkie490: umm no
twinkie490: i WILL beat you out
twinkie490: I WILL!
pintsizelion33: hahahaha
pintsizelion33: ok
pintsizelion33: next time i see you
pintsizelion33: we'll have a contest
pintsizelion33: and i will beat you to a bloody pulp
twinkie490: OH NO
pintsizelion33: hahaha
twinkie490: you are going down into the ground
pintsizelion33: you might as well walk away now kt
pintsizelion33: ill even throw in a bonus package of knowing gatorade flavors better
twinkie490: no.. if i walked away that would mean you beat me
twinkie490: and you don't beat me at ANYTHING
pintsizelion33: (except jokes)
twinkie490: yeah i meant to add that
pintsizelion33: hahahaha
pintsizelion33: i know
pintsizelion33: hm
twinkie490: what shall we do..
pintsizelion33: hahahaha
pintsizelion33: you could choose something else to be your speciality
pintsizelion33: like harry potter
twinkie490: no but see i've already conquered all sorts of lands and waters and stuff with that
twinkie490: i neeeeeeed gatorade
twinkie490: I SHALL CONQUER THE WORLD WITH GATORADE!
pintsizelion33: hahahahaha
pintsizelion33: right
pintsizelion33: well you could conquer a white padded room at this point
twinkie490: yeah well you could only conquer... a piece of TAPE
pintsizelion33: hahahahahaha
pintsizelion33: ill take it

that was my pointless convo with kt.

after that i went and had a long meaningful conversation with Auggie, great guy...well male at least. very understanding.
and then we played for a while. I think my dogs are having a fight, cuz when one walks in the other walks away, but then they made up. so that was the drama.
Pissed that i'm missing the next two car washes. missouRAH.

hm. had some fun with Emer. She got in the 85th percentile on her PSAT that she took, which was better than her brother got on his SAT, but then she asked me "what was on the low down". SO i wad like..aren't you supposed to be smart. we read time magazine, that was cool, they had a section on 13 year olds.

So i lost my phone charger, so i'm deciding if this is a sign to get a new phone...i dunno.

Then i went to overlee, and sat there reading star wars. very cool. at least my parents had fun.

there was something else i wanted to inform the general public on, but i forget what it was.